Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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