Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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