Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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