why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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