Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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