when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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