we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
