I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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