Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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