Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Less talking, more tequila
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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