Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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