Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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