You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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