just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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