i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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