It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
