I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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