nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Randomize
