Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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