if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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