Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Randomize
