hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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