Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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