Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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