Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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