why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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