Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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