Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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