So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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