I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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