check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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