if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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