Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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