I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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