Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
The uberlube is also flammable
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
