Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm getting married
To pizza
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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