so that wasnt chicken after all
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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