i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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