Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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