If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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