i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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