I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
my god I love twenty year old dicks
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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