found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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