Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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