I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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