Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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