If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Can I color on your dick again?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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