drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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