Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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