My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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