so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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