Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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