oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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