I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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