I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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