I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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