you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Your penis caused this!
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