i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
What changed your mind?
Being sober
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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