What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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