dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
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